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• Police think poisoned cat meat killed China tycoon

  Tue Jan 3, 2012
  • Sad. It's a place with a lot of potential.

• Police think poisoned cat meat killed China tycoon

  Tue Jan 3, 2012
  • Commence the "oh my god they eat cat" comments from people who eat meat from many other animals.

• The unfairness of female body armor illustrated

  Mon Aug 29, 2011
  • I should have been more specific. I was talking about casual gamers, not all gamers.

• Red-carpet review: Beyonce bumps aside competition at VMAs

  Mon Aug 29, 2011
  • Gross.

• The unfairness of female body armor illustrated

  Mon Aug 29, 2011
  • It's clearly marketing. Most gamers are male. Most males are heterosexual (statistically speaking...not that there's anything wrong with those who are not). It's very simple to comprehend why the women are half naked, actually. Like...not at all something that requires analysis.

• Perry says Fed playing politics with money

  Tue Aug 16, 2011
  • Wait...treason? Isn't he the secessionist dude? Pretty funny.

• Pisa bans penis-themed Leaning Tower trinkets

  Mon Aug 8, 2011
  • Yeah, man. Watch out for those penises and vaginas...they are clearly a sign of the apocalypse.

• Comcast offers low-income families $9.95 a month Internet

  Mon Aug 8, 2011
  • I'm amazed that it can now be said that Comcast has done something for the community that doesn't involve the community bending over.

• Pisa bans penis-themed Leaning Tower trinkets

  Mon Aug 8, 2011
  • As long as the actual sculptures aren't next, I have no problem with this. That's not necessary. I mean...come on...we're not talking about the USA here.

• Arizona launching fundraising website for border fence

  Mon Jul 18, 2011
  • I don't understand why we don't just build an iron superdome around the entire country. Everyone knows that's the only solution to all of our problems. Duh. Winning.